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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the ‘p’ is silent Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? What do you call a blind dinosaur? What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara’s Tops Q:

Dozens of perfectly preserved dinosaur eggs dating back 130 MILLION YEARS are unearthed in China

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My Teacher Is a Dinosaur by Loreen Leedy – Feature a timeline to clarify the different periods with an entertaining and captioned artwork My Teacher Is a Dinosaur by Loreen Leedy the readers learn about plants and animals dating back to the era of dinosaurs. It features a timeline to clarify the different periods with an entertaining and captioned artwork.

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You boil the hell out of it. What did the 0 say to the 8? Why did the orange stop? Because, it ran outta juice. Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone?

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How quickly they forget. Jimmy Tarbuck Why did the turkey cross the road? It’s Christmas – he should run a mile. Stephen K Amos Why did the atheist cross the road? So he could see both sides. Tom Wrigglesworth Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

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Dinosaur Jokes for Kids Kids of all ages will love this collection of dinosaur jokes — yes, that includes you Dad. These jokes about dinosaurs are great for parents, teachers and kids. They are clean and family-friendly. Grimlock, from the popular Transformers animated series, is an Autobot that transforms into a powerful Tyrannosaurus Rex. The US state of Wyoming lists the Triceratops as its state dinosaur and the state of Colorado lists the Stegosaurus as its state dinosaur.

What makes more noise than a dinosaur? What does a triceratops sit on? Why did the Ankylosaurus catch the worm? Because it was an early bird. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? What is a T. Why did the dinosaur get into the bed? Because he was tired. How many eyes does Tyrannosaurus Rex have?

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‘World’s largest dinosaur’ discovered in Argentina

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Triceratops

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? They can’t hide behind billboards What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

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Similar in looks to a modern day rhinoceros Triceratops had a large sturdy body and was covered in a thick bumpy hide with a short pointed tail. Triceratops measured approximately 26 — 29 feet in length and stood at a height of 9. Triceratops had a large distinctive head which was adorned with a horn on its snout just above the nostrils and a pair of long double-re-curved horns on its head, one above each eye. These horns could have measured about 3 feet long. Triceratops had a long but relatively short in height bony plate growing out from the back of its skull, this neck frill was made from bone and spanned almost 7 feet.

Physical Attributes of Triceratops A dinosaur of intermediate intelligence, Triceratops had a distinctively large skull measuring up to 8 feet in length meaning it comprised almost a third of the length of the animal. Triceratops had between sharp teeth in its cheeks and had particularly powerful jaws, though only a fraction of these teeth were in use at any one time.

Its teeth were arranged in groups called batteries with teeth columns on each side of the jaw with stacked teeth per column. The stacked teeth in these columns were constantly moving up to replace the older teeth above. T in DC The function of Triceratops frills and horns has long been debated over. Originally it was thought that they were used as defensive weapons in combat against each other as well as against predators such as T. Evidence exists that Triceratops and T.

Rex did have aggressive head-on encounters. More recently, with the realization that blood vessels were present in the skull bones of these ceratopsids, it is thought that Triceratops adornments were used mostly in visual sexual and dominance displays.

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During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other, “If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you. He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first man told him.

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The last dinosaur 05 Feb The palaeontologists say the find is thought to be a new species of titanosaur — a huge herbivore of the long-necked sauropod group that lived in the Late Cretaceous period. The giant does not yet have a name, however. Paleontologists also had differing methods for calculating size and weight based on incomplete skeletons, he added. Argentinosaurus — also from Patagonia and discovered in — was originally estimated at tonnes but its weight was later revised downwards to around The fossils, also found in Patagonia, provide the first evidence that the whip-tailed diplodocid sauropods survived well beyond the Jurassic period, when they were thought to have been made extinct, the paleontologists said.

But by contrast to the titanosaur, this dinosaur is thought to have been just 30 feet long. It may be the smallest of the sauropod family called diplodocids, typified by the well-known Diplodocus, which lived in North America, the researchers said. The dinosaur may be the smallest of the sauropod family called diplodocids, typified by the well-known Diplodocus, which lived in North America, they said.

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